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::: My Name Is Not Chad :::

Hi!  I'm everything America won't elect for president.
And of course I consider Barrack and Hillary, but I'm everything America won't elect in combination.
I am too much like the rest of the population that my candidacy would be a humiliation. 
I find this an abomination that the visualization of me as madam president would not even be in consideration.
I would get pointed and laughed at by my own administration. 
Across the nation, you would hear about the controversy of my assassination because of my affiliations and associations, but after further FBI investigation it's really all in your imaginations.  But I wouldn't even need to debate the issues, 'cause I AM the issues, man. 
Understand that all I would need to do is take my place on the stand and point at myself when they brought the issues at hand.   
It's who I am that is what keeps me from being selected, but everything about me is what they all smile for the camera with to be elected. 
The blue suits and white collar men fear ill turn around burn the entire system they claim to have perfected and erected. no pun intended. 
Scared that a woman leading you would not be respected. 
Buts lets face it, we all know I would lose it, the minute they found out I listen to hip hop music.  My mom gets funny emails that explain why a Filipino would not be qualified, but I keep thinking, what happened to the melting pot we all glorified?  We all praise Barrack for being a Black man in Senate, but I thought our government was diversified?  Yes, I'm interracial, and gasp, I'm homosexual, I'm an non practicing catholic, ex-drug addict, strip tricked, faggot, mental case, ugly face, disgrace, lost in mental space, molested child, girl gone wild, urban styled, illegitimate child, police filed, victim of rape, assaulted due to hate, native of the Golden State, underrate, single female, and yes, I did inhale, mentally unstable, but able to admit I got some head under the table, child of a single parent, unkempt, suicide attempt with a strong will formerly on Paxil, only an Associate's Degree education, military personnel with not many decorations, part of the MTV generation.
I'm everything America won't elect for president, in combination.  America, your hearts are pounding and palms are sweaty, don't be nervous, I'm not running, yet. Y'all are not even ready.

Written by: ~ eLa