::12:14:07::
::: Primordial Soup :::
I dove into the primordial soup and went unconscious
Hitting my head on earth’s zygote.
Seven days later, God revived me and the
Universe appeared.
God is some kind of scientist who knows the formula
For how to create time and gravity constants
with an ever-changing landscape of
Continents and Oceans beneath Him.
He is a selfish bastard for not publishing his formulas and ideas.
And leaving us in the dark existentialist earth-bound place
struggling for meaning.
When we die, we can only hope to move to space with Him and help out as one of his office clerks.
Eventually, we can be promoted to Earth Manager or Continent Constructor.
We will sit down in conference rooms with Him and His team of brilliance
So they can give us an evolved PowerPoint Presentation
Of how the world was created in seven days including
Breakdowns of formulas and their origins.
The office work of Heaven will undoubtedly be the most challenging career of our Eternity
especially if God is the CEO.
Written by: ~ Janelle Finamore |