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::: Political Limericks Vol. 2 :::

Hillary been dissin’ Obama
So bad he finally said “Yo Momma”
I know you ain’t playin’
you know what I’m sayin’?
But man, we don’t need all this drama.

They say this temper of McCain’s
Is something beyond raising cain.
When he’s under great stress
Will he just scream  “don’t mess”
Instead of keeping things sane ?

I don’t think we’ll miss Karl Rove
Nor the schemes he cooks up in his stove.
Or his political tricks
That just made you sick
May he get stuck in a web that he wove

Don’t tell me about Ralph Nader
and just say he’s a political baiter
He’s fought corporate favors
for us he never wavers
He’s a hero who’s made us all  safer

Written by: ~ Joe Bauer