You should always have
One conservative friend,
A political cardiologist
Who will stop the bleeding.

If you have a conservative friend,
You’ll need a liberal one too,
Because someone will
Have to get you beating again,

And if you have both,
You need a friend who doesn’t care,
So you can figure out
Why you do.

Remember though,
You should always have
One radical friend,
In case the revolution comes…

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