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::: RED :::

Now, this here story ‘bout a friend of mine,
livin’ in a country where the women be fine!
He used to get drunk and have a good time,
livin’ on the edge while stayin’ on line.
Well, raisin’ cane and kickin’ up the dust,
it didn’t take long for the boy to adjust,
nightclub dancin’ and a drinkin’ beer,
huntin’ beaver and cottontail dear.
Well, them days are over and just like that!
The memories are there but the past is the past.
So, here’s the story and the price he paid
for dancin’ on tables at them fancy soirees!
Well, the beat is on, wakin’ up the dead,
sh*t gettin’ thick, time to let his love spread!
She won’t turn it down, da girl’s here to mess around
with her mini dress on and her bootie lookin’... ROUND!
They called ‘er Red Ridin’ Hood
cuz she was lookin’ like she should,
she was finger lickin’ good,
she’s bound to give ya wood,
you’d bone ‘er if ya could!
Well, he’s back in da club
yankin’ on his gland,
as RED comes over with basket in ‘er hand
club’s a jumpin’, thumpin’ as she looked into ‘is eyes
and said, “Ew what a big smile you have”
and he said, “wanna try it on fer size?”
Aw, Red Ridin’ Hood
she’s lookin’ like she should,
she’s finger lickin’ good,
she’s bound to give ya wood,
you’d bone ‘er if ya could!
Well, it’s been three years now
exactly to the day
waitin’ at the station with the money to pay
for a one way ticket Californ-I-A
for a one way ticket, just ta find ‘er own way!
She dreamed of ‘er soap operas,
watched ‘em ever day
and before she hit the hay,
she would kneel down and pray.
She’d pray for the money
she’d pray for the fame,
she’d pray to the MAN
just ta keep ‘er from the shame!
Well, he’s now hangin’ with ‘is homies,
watchin’ RED dance,
as he decides to go on over to the bar
just ta take a little chance
as ‘is brains met ‘is balls with a little cash advance,
ten minutes later, he was pullin’ up ‘is pants!
Six months down the road, he’s goin’ out ta grandma’s house.
RED’s knocked up
he’s a friggin’ spouse!
RED’s got the cookies, him the J.D.
what more can I tell ya, folks
it was all about the P!
All about the P!

P:

1. the sixteenth letter of the alphabet
2. to urinate
3. a legume
4. slang for the vagina

Written by: ~ Lc 24-7-365