We all know a time share shmuck
Those presentations are so hard to duck
Buy a week in Detroit and with relative ease
Exchange for an exotic location with a tropical breeze
An alluring gift, sometimes money
You don’t qualify without your honey
If you have no credit card, you’re an ass
Through the hostess you will not pass
Perhaps you’re older than 67
You can’t bank your week if your already in heaven
If the fractional ownership concept you do not conceive
That free crock pot you may not receive
For 75 minutes they will trouble you
Make you feel like a P.O.W.
In that Dungeon you will stay
Until you figure out how to pay
For those two weeks of future fun
Snag that foreclosure There’s only One.