From under which rock did you crawl?
Inviting you over I do not recall
No flicker of interest was ever displayed
No eye contact ever made
Poly jacket and vinyl shoes
Over bleached teeth and too much booze
Mighty assuming and uncouth
Perhaps you should call Dr. Ruth
Dare we accept this just one dance
And then run for cover when we have the chance
Because this lower life form cant quite understand
The interaction ends along with the band
Our time is worth more than a $5 drink
I wonder why men are not extinct
The purse snaps shut. and then were out the door
Quothe the women Never More.